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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1949 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!