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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8864 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2434 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!