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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Love Letters Sent: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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