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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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