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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Crops Grown: 3072

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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