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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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