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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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