Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 11
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Farms Harvested: 902
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 447
    Alien Abductions: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Void Armor Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Dimension Hops: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6042 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Towns Built: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5498 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Villages Defended: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Magic Items Found: 5322 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 New Chunks Explored: 172919
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 549560 Enchantments Applied: 114

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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