Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Buildings Constructed: 6
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

    Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

    3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

    4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7417 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

    Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

    Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

    ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Animals Bred: 40
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

    Santa’s Dark Delivery Service
    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

    on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

    but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

    so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Nano Fat Blocker Server

    Nano Fat Blocker Server
    haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 490
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7212 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Snormines

    Snormines

    Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

    Snormines is a network -in built server.

    LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

    – Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • gravityfalls MC

    gravityfalls MC

    Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

    Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

    Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

    Server Details:

    IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

    Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Chase Me Minecraft Server

    Chase Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

    ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

    Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

    Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

    GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

    🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

    😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

    🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

    DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

    Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7812

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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