Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 191
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PupDefender Minecraft SMP

    PupDefender Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Dimension Hops: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 New Chunks Explored: 976800
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • LoveLetterCraft

    LoveLetterCraft
    Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

    ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

    imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

    join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4127 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Ores Mined: 6373

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

    YouthCraft: North Korea Edition
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

    our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

    if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Meteorite Mayhem Server

    Meteorite Mayhem Server
    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

    imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

    plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

    remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 New Chunks Explored: 416931
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3082 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Falling into the Void: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WarriorsOfTheBlock

    WarriorsOfTheBlock
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

    Roman Olive Oil Scrappers
    join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 405 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Left Handed Musician’s Brain

    Left Handed Musician’s Brain
    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 262 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Travelers Reborn
    Modpack Modrinth
    Current Players 10+
    Main Features Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What types of players are you looking for? We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town.
    What makes your server different? Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience.
    How can I join? Join our Discord server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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