Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ores Mined: 9677
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 151297 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Villages Defended: 20 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 182
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2997

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Villages Defended: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 587
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Villages Defended: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 368

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Dimension Hops: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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