Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Meteorites Collected: 1 Gods Slained: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magic Items Found: 2906
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8756 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Animals Bred: 89 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 159 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
    Trailer Watch trailer here

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 255
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Creeper Therapy Co.

    Creeper Therapy Co.
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Zombie Dances: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 New Chunks Explored: 529675
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 623 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Brainy Heights & Spiders

    Brainy Heights & Spiders
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

    our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

    we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PuffleLand

    PuffleLand

    This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • UnBit

    UnBit

    Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Villages Defended: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 274
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 234 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Emeralds Found: 5478 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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