Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	2027	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ores Mined:	4325
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixelated Booty Calls

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant monument made entirely of cheese blocks. We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players using only emotes and dance moves. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just watch out for the zombie bouncers!

So why are we like this? Because we believe that Minecraft should be a place where you can let your imagination run wild and have the craziest adventures possible. So come join us and see just how wild things can get!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	115	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Queenless Russians Minecraft Server – Where chaos reigns and the queen is MIA!

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Are you tired of your queen being detrannified by those pesky Russians? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to retrannify your queen and get her back on the throne where she belongs. Build giant monuments in her honor, battle Russian spies in epic PvP battles, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and save your queen from the clutches of those dastardly Russians!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Nukes – Minecraft Fallout Frenzy

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is TOTAL NCR DEATH edition! Join us for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft where you’ll encounter mutated creatures, radioactive zones, and maybe even a few Deathclaws.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Build your own Vault, explore abandoned buildings, and fight off raiders in this post-apocalyptic world.

Join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world gone mad. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with treasure or encounter a friendly Super Mutant looking for a buddy to play Minecraft with. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dimension Hops:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Asians: Where femininity meets blocky adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fabulous than a K-pop concert? Look no further, because our server is so full of Asian guys, you’ll forget you’re not dating a woman! These guys are so feminine, you’ll be questioning your own gender identity. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and masculinity.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5