Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	8599

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Nations – Where Creepers Speak All Languages!

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Welcome to /int/ – the most international Minecraft server in the universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of alien pandas crash-landed on our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The only way to join in on the fun? You guessed it – joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their beaks. Want to learn their ways? Join us now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of flying llamas armed with diamond swords and laser eyes. So if you want to test your skills against these majestic creatures, come on over to /int/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dura-bility Busters: Aonuma’s Throwback Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your combat skills like never before? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you’re in the heat of battle, swinging your sword with precision and skill, when suddenly… it breaks! That’s right, our server features weapons that break after a certain number of uses, adding a whole new level of strategy to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to think about when to use your weapons, but you also have to consider which enemies to use them on. It’s like a chess match, but with swords and creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced combat like this before.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the challenges that await you. Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now and prepare for the ultimate adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Hero Adventures: He Saved Europe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who single-handedly saved Europe from a horde of zombie pigmen! Yes, you heard that right – our hero fought off the undead with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Join our server and you too can be a part of epic battles and heroic quests that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next savior of a continent! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in your own right!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

YugiohCraft: Where Creepers Duel with Blue Eyes White Dragons

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you duel-loving, card-slinging, monster-summoning players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is a potential duel arena and every creeper is just waiting to challenge you to a card game showdown.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to whip out a Blue-Eyes White Dragon and challenge players to a duel for the ultimate prize of… well, we’re not quite sure what the prize is, but it’s gotta be good, right?

So come on down and experience the thrill of battling it out with your favorite Yugioh cards in a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even summon Exodia and become the ultimate duelist of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty McCraftface: The 916884653th Server by Definitely Not Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that only the bravest players can wield. Rumor has it that whoever holds the sword gains the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of evil bunnies who have a taste for revenge and a knack for setting traps. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty McCraftface: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #minecraftfun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, you can create your own anime girl character and watch her chow down on your country’s favorite food. Want to see a French anime girl devouring a croissant? Or how about a Japanese anime girl slurping up some ramen? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your spuds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Star Shards Collected:	281	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

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Are you tired of boring, long Minecraft servers where you constantly die due to clunky controls? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where you’ll never have a dull moment.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden village where villagers throw parties every night.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more wishes).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the lava pits).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	145
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen can’t agree on politics!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the leftwing uniparty and the rightwing uniparty have banded together over their mutual hatred of…wait for it…antisemitism! That’s right, we’ve got all the drama and intrigue you could ever want, all centered around the most repulsive creature in all of Minecraft – the Jew! Will you join forces with the uniparties to take down this common enemy, or will you try to use the Jew as a power bloc to further your own agenda? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

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Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	1738
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Towns Built:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain taco? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a fiery jalapeño! Join us for a wild ride filled with taco-loving players who are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!

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Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where you can rock out with your boomer buddies and start a band that will shake the very foundations of the blocky universe? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for musical talent!

Join us and be a part of the most legendary boomer band in Minecraft history. We’ll serenade creepers, enchant Endermen, and even make the Wither boss tap its feet to the beat. Who needs redstone contraptions when you have a guitar solo that can summon lightning?

So grab your pickaxe and your drumsticks, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s rock and roll our way to victory!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Loot & Lulz: Horny Thread – Treasure Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Yes, you read that right. Aliens. And they throw the best parties in the galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bow down to our ruler, Caesar! Join us for a chance to build your own Roman empire and conquer all who stand in your way.

But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?

If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!