Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mines Excavated:	1395	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	1030	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	1486
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	666206	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HezDroneBlasters

aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, drone unit, hezbollah, Hezbollah drones, HezDroneBlasters, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, iran, Iran support, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE, weapons

so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ignite Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival server multiplayer PvP factions minigames economy RPG custom mobs quests dungeons boss fights exploration building community events challenges loot crafting mining adventure

{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	8113
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

Amanogawa Shiina, Archive Channels, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, connectivity, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phasing, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rinkou ashelia, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, twitch, twitter, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.