Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Behind You Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PuppyPanicCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RafaleRumbleCraft

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lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NotGayMinecraftServer

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Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

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that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BeanBoyz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoatBlockerZ

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our community is so close-knit, we practically babysit each other’s virtual kids and share virtual edibles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!).

But wait, there’s more! We have a boat in our virtual yard that has been abandoned for months. Will the owner ever come back for it? Who knows! It’s like a virtual game of hot potato, but with a boat.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual boat tire dilemma – now that’s Minecraft madness at its finest!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SpyCraftMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINA HACKING TELECOM FIRMS FOR FUN! yea u heard right, we got them chinese hackers causing chaos in our world, making it the most thrilling and dangerous place to play! u never know when ur gonna get hacked next, keeps u on ur toes! plus, we got exclusive access to top secret spy missions and covert ops, all in the name of minecraft! so come on in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4

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TrueOG Network Overview:
Server Version:	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients:	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
Server IPs (No Whitelist):	trueog.net true-og.net play.trueog.net play.true-og.net www.trueog.net www.true-og.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Is TrueOG Network free to play?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network is a 100% free and open-source Minecraft server.
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can connect to TrueOG Network using any of the provided server IPs.
Q: Are there any upcoming updates?	A: Yes, the 1.19 update is coming soon with only 6 plugins left to update.
Q: What is TrueOG SMP?	A: TrueOG SMP is where the unique OG Minecraft experience begins, with a blend of 2012 survival servers and modern features.
Q: Can I get involved in the community?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network is structured as a democratic worker co-op, allowing anyone to get involved at any level with dedication.
Q: Are there different worlds on the server?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network has distinct worlds including Overworld, Nether, and End, each with their own boundaries.
Q: Can I participate in upcoming minigames?	A: Yes, in the future TrueOG Network will introduce minigames like The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more.
Q: How can I connect with TrueOG Network outside of the game?	A: You can visit the website, store, Mastodon, Facebook, and GitHub repository for TrueOG Network.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to engage in some “normal couple behavior”! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, on our server you can find your Minecraft soulmate and go on virtual dates, have virtual arguments, and even have virtual make-up sessions! Join now for a chance to experience the most realistic virtual relationship simulator in Minecraft history!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew

Badlands Chugs, Balmung, Costume Party Mixer, CREW, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, gaming events, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, haruhi movie, Il Mheg, inu oh, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Seraph, smp, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zurvan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.