Blocky B*tches Minecraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Emeralds Found:	7878

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	1277	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8174
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2521	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	830	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Buzzle Hive

Activity, bedrock, collaboration, comfort, Community, Cozy, creativity, Cross-Play, friendship, Journey, joy, Kindness, Passion, Port 19132, smp, Special, Support, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to Buzzles Hive! Buzzles Hive SMP is a vibrant and welcoming community where kindness and friendship thrive. Whether you’re just starting your journey, you’ll find a cozy and supportive environment here. Our community shares a passion for creativity, collaboration, and all things that bring comfort and joy. Dive into the warm buzz of activity, make lasting friendships, and be part of something truly special!

To join on bedrock, use port 19132

mc.buzzleshive.com

Killone.aternos.me server minecraft

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Killone.aternos.me, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4135
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Description server server “Killone.aternos.me” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.107.192.101:24202

Femboys Tomboys Anihilate Gay Sex 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anihilate, Conspiracy Theory, Elites, femboys, Gay, gay sex, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, non-binary individuals, queer community, same sex tendencies, sex, sexual liberation, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, social engineering, societal norms, Tomboys

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything, like why femboys and tomboys are taking over the world. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by the Illuminati to control our minds through gender confusion. Who knows, man? But one thing’s for sure, our server is where the truth lies. So come on in and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together. Or just build some epic structures, whatever floats your boat. Just remember, the truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it on our server. Peace out, my fellow truth-seekers!

KidCraft or LifeCraft

Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, Divorce, edc, electric daisy carnival, emotional wellbeing, ex wife, family dynamics, KidCraft, LifeCraft, long distance parenting, parenting, psychological health, rave festival, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Farms Harvested:	770
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy custody battles, rave festival drama, and wall damage repair quests!

Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing off against your ex’s new fiancé who thinks he has a say in your parenting schedule. Will you be the hero your child needs, or will you bend over backwards one too many times for your ex’s convenience?

And don’t forget to explore our virtual world filled with pixelated walls that need fixing, just like the mess your ex left behind in real life. Join now for a divorce-worthy adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the bad guy or just a Minecraft master with a heart of gold!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0