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DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ores Mined:	6888	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3914
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Magic Items Found:	7019	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	4941	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3097	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	920091
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

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lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9