Blocky Bridge Battle

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

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Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4381
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

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come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	New Chunks Explored:	209896
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	293

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	10	Crops Grown:	1684
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8262	Emeralds Found:	8950
Farms Harvested:	731	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	317	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	1090	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138