Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3989

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

Jampdoosta server server minecraft

command, gift, JAMP, Jampdoosta, Minecraft, Nova, Server, wipe

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Soon wipe with nova command for a gift /JAMP

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Lords of Soot

Lords, Modded, Soot

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	6903
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1373

Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Version	1.16.5
Modpack	Download Here
Server IP	mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001
Dynamic Map	View Here
Discord	Join Here

FAQ – Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server

Question	Answer
What is the main framework of Lords Of Soot server?	Lords Of Soot’s main framework is light geopolitical roleplay, based on a Nations/Semi-Anarchy framework.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet, and more.
How long has Lords Of Soot server been running?	The server has a history spanning nearly five years.
What can players expect on the current map of Lords Of Soot?	Players can expect a variety of player-created cities, infrastructure, and industry on the current map.

Whispering Woods 1.21

whispering, Woods

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	136	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	964781	Star Shards Collected:	109
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for your mouth! Forget about pussy, this server will make your taste buds explode with flavor!

We’ve got food that will make you question why you ever ate in real life. From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, your mouth will thank you for joining this server.

And don’t even get me started on the drinks! We’ve got potions that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while sipping on a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world of deliciousness in Minecraft! Your taste buds will never be the same again!

FriendshipCraft

concert cancellation, concert cancellation consequences, concert cancellation etiquette, concert disappointment, concert plans, concert sickness, contagious illness, disappointed friend, friend cancellation, friend communication, friend communication breakdown, friend conflict, friend disappointment, friend expectations, friend reaction, friend understanding, FriendshipCraft, last minute cancellation, last minute illness, sick child, stomach bug

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	287
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a stomach bug? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when you least expect your kid to start puking before a concert!

Our server is so contagious with fun, your friends will be lining up to join in on the madness. Who needs a concert when you can experience the thrill of uncertainty every time you log on? Plus, you never know when you might get sick right on time for a virtual event – talk about immersive gameplay!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter. Who needs plans when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Just make sure to bring your own virtual hand sanitizer – things can get messy in the best way possible!

FictionalFrenzy Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Alternate Universe, confusion, disbelief, existential crisis, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional character, FictionalFrenzy, identity crisis, introspection, mind blown, Minecraft, parallel universe, personal revelations, proof, Self Discovery, shock, smp, stranger, surreal encounter

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Potions Brewed:	134
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this but on this Minecraft SMP, there are actual strangers from other universes coming to talk to you! Like, what even is that?! They’re like, “Hey, you’re actually a character from my favorite book in my universe.” And then they start spilling all this personal stuff about your life that only you would know! It’s like, mind-blowing, right?! So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have your mind blown, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Who knows what other insane things will happen?! Just imagine the possibilities, it’s gonna be lit AF! So come join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🚀 #MinecraftMadness

BlockyJobz

BlockyJobz, frivolous profession, futile work, idle occupation, inconsequential job, irrelevant occupation, meaningless job, no benefit, nonessential role, pointless job, purposeless job, redundant position, society, superfluous career, unhelpful role, unnecessary work, unproductive career, unproductive profession, useless profession, valueless profession, Waste of time

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Emeralds Found:	8770	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to actually work for your resources? Look no further, because on our server, the most useless profession is actually the most OP! That’s right, become a professional potato farmer and watch as your spuds magically turn into diamonds! Who needs doctors or teachers when you’ve got a field full of potatoes that can cure any ailment and teach you everything you need to know? Join now and start living the potato-powered dream!

TrumpTariffTakedown

Canada, conservative party, Diplomacy, Economy, export, forceful, Government, Import, international relations, leader, negotiations, North America, policy, Politics, protectionism, response, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, TrumpTariffTakedown

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

Bloom on Battlefield 1.20

Adversity, battlefield, Bloom, Conflict, Connection, emotions, growth, Heartache, Hope, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, perseverance, relationships, resilience, romance, Struggle, Trust, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Lol, bro, on this Minecraft server, love blooms everywhere, even in the middle of a PvP battle! Join us for a wild ride of romance and chaos as you fight for your crush’s heart while dodging creepers and skeletons.

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Chores, Communication, confusion, Dinner, Expectations, family, food stamps, forewarning, Gaslighting, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hungry, meal planning, Meals, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, text message, ungrateful, Waste

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

DadCraft Guest Room

Boundaries, child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, dog-friendly, family dynamics, former friends with benefits, friendship, guest, guest accommodations, guest room, job opportunity, long distance, love for child, parenting, room, solid friendship, support network, support system, unconventional co-parenting, unconventional relationship, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Towns Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

Awkwardly Normal

awkwardly, behavioral patterns, common practices, cultural conditioning, individual perspective, learned behavior, normal, normal behavior, Perception, personal habits, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, social awareness, social conditioning, social constructs, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, societal influences, societal norms, societal standards, unconscious habits

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	8913
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	488
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

$130 Million, Aerial, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destroying, Destruction, donetsk, Drones, eastern europe, Military, Minecraft, Missile System, MissileMayhem, Russian, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Video, War, WARFARE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Towns Built:	5	Runes Activated:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got DRONES that can DESTROY anything, even a $130 MILLION missile system in Donetsk! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with these bad boys in the game. join now and be the ultimate destroyer in the virtual world! #minecraftmadness #dronepower

MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals

Conflict Resolution, economic influence, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, military presence, MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals, mineral extraction, mineral reserves, Natural resources, NBC reports, resource protection, security measures, strategic interests, territorial disputes, troops deployment, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian minerals, US

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

so, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?

come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).

so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!

Witch Trials Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, colonial america, cultural beliefs, dark ages, Dark History, fear of the unknown, Haven, historical events, historical injustices, human rights violations, legal proceedings, Legal System, mass hysteria, Puritan Beliefs, religious persecution, salem witch trials, societal norms, supernatural beliefs, superstition, Trials, witch, witch hunts, Witchcraft accusations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchantments Applied:	148
Magic Items Found:	1304	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	884	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, bro, imagine a Minecraft server where you can reenact the Salem witch trials but with a twist – instead of burning witches, you can battle them with enchanted swords and potions! Join our server for some wicked fun and show those evil witches who’s boss! Plus, you can build your own witchy village and summon demons to do your bidding. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, earplugs, flatmate, Frustration, LDR, long-distance relationship, Malaysia, Minecraft, noise complaint, pissed off, PissedOffFlatmate, postgraduate student, Quiet, roommate, Server, study trip, uk, undergraduate student, video call

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being shushed by your flatmate while trying to have a romantic video call with your long-distance girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more earplugs needed, just build your dream world with your girlfriend in peace. Plus, our server is so loud and chaotic, your flatmate won’t even notice your calls anymore. Say goodbye to the noise complaints and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and never worry about being too loud again.