Blocky Border Control | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3765	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1903
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	812823	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Zombie Dances:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimension Hops:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	116606

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mines Excavated:	2349
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	836
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!