Blocky Border Control | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Potions Brewed:	153

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	3090
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!