Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	4943
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Monarch Migration Madness

breeding populations, butterfly conservation, butterfly habitats, butterfly mortality, butterfly populations, butterfly preservation, butterfly species, Endangered species, environmental conservation, fall migration, insect conservation, insect migration, madness, Mexico migration, Migration, MONARCH, monarch butterflies, monarch butterfly conservation, monarch butterfly decline, monarch butterfly migration, stable populations, wildlife conservation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Here is the information presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Rules & Requirements

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

approach, attractive, Behavior, chick, Compliment, cute, exclusive, fat, Implications, instagram, messages, Minecraft, photos, puzzled, response, Server, sexual, Sexy, Story, Transgender, Understanding, Videos, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Elderly Survival Quest

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Labyrinth Smp

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

Adults, Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Edition, Extras, Farms, fear, Griefers, more mob heads, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, roam, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tread, Updates

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Server Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the world size on Draconicraft SMP?

The world size has a 20k world border limit to allow for ample building and exploring space.

2. Will the world reset with every Minecraft update?

No, the world will expand with each Minecraft update rather than reset, giving players more time to work on their projects.

3. Are there any language restrictions on the server?

English is encouraged for public communication, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

4. What additional features are available on the server?

Some of the additional features include Datapacks such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, and more for Quality of Life improvements.

5. How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

Join the Discord Server and fill out the application form to get whitelisted and start playing on the server.

6. Are there any communication tools available on the server?

The server uses Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation in the world.

For more information, visit the Draconicraft Discord Server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2440	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	294	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Long Pointy Noses Minecraft Server

Admiration, attraction, beauty, characteristics, distinctive, facial features, facial structure, feminine, Girls, Long, long nose, love, Minecraft, nose bridge, nose length, nose shape, nose tip, noses, physical appearance, Pointy, pointy nose, Preference, Server, STRIKING, Unique Features

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2