Blocky Boomer Bash | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	65832
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2183	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	82
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crops Grown:	7982

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	275	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2721