Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Farms Harvested: 621 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Half Info Confidence Craft

    Half Info Confidence Craft
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

    You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

    Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

    SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21
    Minecraft Server Overview
    Server Type Mostly-vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, shops, and more

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

    2. What is the server Discord link?

    You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

    The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

    4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

    We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

    5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, “Tour de Inferno,” will take you on a wild ride through the depths of hell (don’t worry, it’s all virtual, no actual demons involved).

    Join us for a face-to-face showdown in the Zenless Zone Zero, where only the bravest survive. Watch out for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, our top agents who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

    But that’s not all! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo videos for a sneak peek at the insane adventures waiting for you on our server. From bizarre brigades to double drops and daily check-ins, there’s never a dull moment here.

    And don’t forget to redeem your in-game codes for exclusive rewards and power-ups. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the Overlord’s Feast and other upcoming events.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you in the world of Zenless!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP

    ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with spicy drama, secret plans, and unexpected invites.

    Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?

    And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • KidzCraftHideout

    KidzCraftHideout
    Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 92 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up blocks like Hamas leader Sinwar blowin’ up buildings! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!

    And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Chimeras Created: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LebCraft: Gaza 2.0

    LebCraft: Gaza 2.0
    join our epic minecraft server and avoid destruction like gaza! netanyahu himself has warned lebanon to join our server or face the consequences! build your own fortress to protect yourself from potential attacks and show off your building skills to the world. but beware, there may be secret tunnels and traps waiting for you! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Laser Tree Canopy Fun

    Laser Tree Canopy Fun
    lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Zombie Dances: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 New Chunks Explored: 612416
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Yoga Class Minecraft Server

    Yoga Class Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

    But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

    So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 105 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Ores Mined: 790

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

    PizzaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of accommodating all players, even those with dietary restrictions! Join us for a wild adventure where you can enjoy virtual pizza without any risk of cross-contamination.

    Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.

    Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CreeperCousinGate2021

    CreeperCousinGate2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Janna, Todd, Julian, and a whole lot of Soccer accidents. Will Julian ever reveal the truth behind his breakdown? Will Todd finally be banned from the wedding for good? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, forbidden love affairs, and unexpected betrayals – all in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, the drama is always turned up to 11!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blockbuster Life: The Minecraft Chronicles

    Blockbuster Life: The Minecraft Chronicles
    “Crafty Chronicles: The Epic Adventures of [Player Name]”

    Join our Minecraft server and become the star of your very own blockbuster movie! With thrilling plot twists and heart-pounding action, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fierce mobs, and build the ultimate fortress to protect your precious diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that famous Hollywood directors are scouting our server for the next big star. Who knows, you could be the next Leonardo DiCaprio of the Minecraft world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start writing your own epic tale of survival, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with that cute villager you’ve had your eye on. Lights, camera, minecart – it’s showtime on our server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Cosmic Star Escape

    Cosmic Star Escape
    so, like, imagine if you joined this epic minecraft server, right? like, there are runaway stars flying around everywhere, causing chaos and mayhem in the cosmos of the game. you gotta dodge them as you mine for diamonds and build your epic base.

    but get this, these runaway stars aren’t just there for show. they actually influence the entire server, like, they can change the weather, spawn crazy mobs, or even make your character fly uncontrollably. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride every time you log on.

    and, like, if you’re lucky enough to catch one of these runaway stars, you can use it to create your own custom galaxy within the game. imagine having your own little corner of the cosmos to rule over, with all your friends as your loyal subjects.

    so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a cosmic adventure you won’t want to miss.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Animals Bred: 55

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy twist inspired by the wacky world of manga! Join us and embark on an epic adventure where Shonen A and their teacher bully manga have taken over the Minecraft universe!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can defeat Shonen A in a build battle, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride giant manga pages through the sky! And if you manage to collect all 5 chapters of their manga, you’ll gain the power to summon a magical manga dragon to protect you from griefers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other surprises await you in this zany Minecraft world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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