Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Runes Activated: 0 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 186 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Emeralds Found: 9213
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 498 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Farms Harvested: 724 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4084 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3101 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 75

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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