Blocky Beliefs and Conservative Creep | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2592	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mines Excavated:	2999

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

Assassination, Attack, Beirut, Commander, Conflict, hezbollah, HezboOMG, international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Terrorism, Top, violence, War

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Robots Eye Contact Fun

Artificial Intelligence, child development, cognitive development., Communication, Contact, developmental psychology, emotional responses, Empathy, Eye, eye contact, facial expressions, Fun, human interaction, human-like responses, human-robot interaction, INFANTS, machine learning, nonverbal communication, robotics, Robots, social cues, Social Skills, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if robots had eyes that could, like, make babies react like humans. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where the robots are watching you and the babies are, like, totally into it. come join us for a wild ride of robot eye contact and baby reactions. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	89

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Factions Reimagined

auction house, Bedrock Support, Boosters, Boss Battles, Custom Enchants, custom npcs, Custom terrain, Discord integration, Economy, Factions, Gui Shop, Hardcore Events, MCMMO, netherite, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server Events, StatTrackers, Survival, Towny

– ZERO Pay 2 Win! (LIFETIME GUARANTEE) No crates, no buying your way to the top with ranks, no purchasing in-game items. Everything is EARNED! – Custom Factions-Towny hybrid server, large cities and nations cooperating or competing – War mode with prep time and Discord integration! Notified on Discord when war is declared, giving time for you and your faction to prepare (no more getting offline’d!) – Premium Boss plugin, adventure into the world and fight new foes to unlock exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards depending on the difficulty of boss! – Custom GUI shop allowing the player to quickly buy or sell items using /shop (along with an auction house /ah!) – MYTHICAL SHOP in spawn with Custom Enchants and items! Purchased using in-game Cash, Boss Tokens, and Rare Shards – Premium Fishing that rejuvenates the old system into a rewarding and enjoyable new way to earn loot! – Custom NPCs with dialogues and Quest lines – Free Progression, unlock new ranks, features, commands, and limits through quests and server play time! (Set more homes, access more player vaults, etc.) – Season ending Hardcore event! End the season with a shrinking world border by being the last player alive and win a huge reward going into the next season! – Leveled Mobs that get stronger and tougher as you work your way to the center of the map, offering more rewarding and exclusive loot for those who dare to fight them. (Make sure you’ve got netherite!) – Old 1.18 PVP Combat, McMMO, StatTrackers, Spawners, Server-wide Boosters, Custom Terrain, GUI menus, Bedrock Support, active Discord community, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	534	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RivalMC

1.16.2, 1.21, bedrock, Boxpvp, Community, Cross-Play, CrystalBox, Discord, Economy, Elytra Box, games, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, OneBlock, Practice, QuickBox, RivalMC, Server, smp, Store, Support, Survival

RivalMC is a top-tier Minecraft Server Network, offering an exciting range of games like Lifesteal SMP, BoxPvP, Elytra Box (QuickBox), Practice, CrystalBox, and much more coming soon. RivalMC boasts a vibrant community, excellent staff, regular giveaways, and an active Discord server.

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` BEDROCK IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` (Port 19132)

Supports versions from 1.16.2 to 1.21!

Join Our Community! – Store: https://store.rivalmc.net – Discord: https://discord.gg/rivalmc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	567330	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HexSMP- Where Creepers are scarier than taxes! Join us for some explosive fun in our Minecraft server with a twist!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Chat Games	Engage in fun chat games with the community and earn rewards!
Player Economy	Trade, sell, and build wealth in the player-driven economy.
Leveling System	Custom system to enhance your survival adventure.
Custom Fishing	Catch rare items, treasure, and unique gear.
Quests & Skills	Embark on challenging quests and develop your skills.
Furniture	Decorate builds with custom furniture.
Grief Prevention	Protect builds with a land claiming system.
Teams	Form teams with friends and collaborate on projects
Cosmetics & Skins	Personalize character with exclusive cosmetics and skins.
PvP & Dungeons	Test skills in PvP battles or conquer dungeons for loot.
Compatibility	Java & Bedrock compatible for cross-platform play.

FAQs

Q: What makes HexSMP different?

A: HexSMP offers over 100 custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.

Q: Why choose HexSMP?

A: HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, new features, and an active player base.

Q: How can I earn rare rewards?

A: Use the Referral System to refer friends and earn exclusive items and bonuses.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com to start your adventure.

Q: Where can I find more information?

A: Visit the HexSMP website, read the rules, vote for the server, and join the Discord community.

Have more questions? Feel free to ask below!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	161	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on this server, we’ve got tournaments that are so epic, even Zooey is getting involved! Join our upcoming tournaments or risk Zooey’s wrath – trust us, you don’t want to see her angry.

But that’s not all, we’ve got big meaty notes, character guides, VODs, and even DLC announcements that will blow your blocky mind. And if you’re feeling brave, join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby for some intense battles. Just make sure to turn off Crossplay first – we don’t want any accidental PlayStation players crashing the party.

With upcoming DLC like Vikala and Sandalphon, F2P rotations, and the latest patch notes, this server is the ultimate destination for all things Granblue Fantasy Versus. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross Zooey, of course.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

Adult, creative writing, Edition, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Sensual, smp, Thread, Water’s Too Cold

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we have a resident named Jack who is a real character! Jack has been living in our server for two and a half years after his friend mysteriously disappeared. Jack is trans, autistic, has OCD, and quit school in the 7th grade – talk about a unique player!

But wait, there’s more! Jack was just awarded disability, but hasn’t received it yet. Will he finally be able to move out and find his own place? Or will he continue to rely on the kindness of others in our server?

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building. Who knows, you might even find yourself driving Jack around on virtual public transportation! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this outrageous story – join our server now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LoveCrafted

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Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	201
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!

Beirut, BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, disaster relief, explosion, explosive, fear, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, instability, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political unrest, ReBuilding, recovery efforts, social media, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of thousands of exploding devices without actually being in danger? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most explosive Minecraft experience ever!

Our server is like no other, with insane events happening all the time. One time, a player accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT that destroyed the entire map! It was chaos, but so much fun!

We also have a special Lebanon-themed area where you can witness explosions galore. It’s like being in the middle of a war zone, but without any of the actual danger.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the explosions and chaos. It’s a blast, literally!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life where even family members are out to get u! but don’t worry, on our server, the only thing out to get u is the creepers! forget about real life drama and come build ur dream world with us. who needs family drama when u can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a chance to win a diamond sword and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4064	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Paradis

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Pixel Paradis

Server Name: Pixel Paradis IP Address: play.pixelparadis.com – (Modpack Required) Discord: https://discord.gg/fEREqWYB6A Web: https://pixelparadis.com/

Dive into a unique Pixelmon adventure in Paradise City, a survival game where you can capture extraordinary creatures, build your own empire and forge lasting friendships.

– Vibrant Economy: – High Shiny Chance: – Legendary Missions: – Pokémon Gyms: – High Level Pokémon League:

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Furry Maple Spirit Realm

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, extensions, friendly community, Furry, Furry Friendly, furry server, Game, Growing, Join, Maple, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Server List, Server Tags, Slimefun, Small, spirit realm, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Furry Maple Spirit Realm is a small but growing furry server that welcomes anyone who wants to join Furry! We have Slimefun and most of his extensions, as well as other interesting plugins, join our discord!We hope to see you in the game~

discord:https://discord.com/invite/r8q2p86pVp

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

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CMCraft is a free, vanilla and private Minecraft server.

To get to the server, you need to fill out a simple form in the VK community (https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla).

Our advantages:

– Vanilla. We don’t have a bunch of “cool” slag plugins, we adhere to the principle of balance between vanilla experience and comfortable multiplayer gameplay.

– Equality. Absolutely all players are equal among themselves, any form of purchased donation (even cosmetic) is absent.

– Availability. We give every person a chance to get to our project for free.

– Stability. The server runs on a dedicated machine in a reliable data center, which means high uptime and stable operation.

– History. The project has been running since 2020, and you can be sure that it will not close tomorrow.

About the server:

– We have no donations, privates, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. The game almost completely corresponds to the vanilla survival that you are used to seeing in single Minecraft, except for the aspects necessary for stable server operation and getting an adequate gaming experience. This is the main principle of our project.

– Your role and activity on the server are limited only by the rules and framework of the game. To be a rich miner or a simple farmer, a builder or a warrior, the head of a small settlement or the leader of a great empire – it’s up to you. You won’t find any plugins for cities, clans and similar devilry here. All organization and interaction of players is carried out in a free form, without formal restrictions. RolePlay elements are present, but are not mandatory for compliance.

– We have absolutely no forms of donations. Players cannot buy admin, resources or prefixes – absolutely everyone is equal in rights. – Most of the rules boil down to the simple principle of “don’t be an asshole”. You will not be pressured by fictitious and strained boundaries.

– The administration does not interfere with the gameplay, does not use creativity or dishonest commands, all their work is transparent.

It is impossible to convey all aspects of the game on the server here, so read our rules, fill out the form at the link, come in, play and enjoy!

https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4043	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3