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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed: 129 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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