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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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