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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Divine Spears Created: 28
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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