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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Potions Brewed: 51

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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