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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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