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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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