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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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