What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 30
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 3786

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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