What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Ores Mined: 3851 Love Letters Sent: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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