What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Chimeras Created: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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