What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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