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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Crops Grown: 3425
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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