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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Enchantments Applied: 263
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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