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Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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