What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Laps Network

    Laps Network

    Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Magic Items Found: 7299
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Ores Mined: 2929 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Block Breaker Minecraft Server

    Block Breaker Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • StopOverthinkingMC SMP

    StopOverthinkingMC SMP
    Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyDisasterDate

    CraftyDisasterDate
    Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCriminalExtradite

    CraftyCriminalExtradite
    Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Buildings Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

    Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DaisyDreams

    DaisyDreams

    Welcome to DaisyDreams

    Step into a peaceful and cozy Minecraft server where you can relax, explore, and build in a friendly, supportive community. At DaisyDreams, we focus on creating a stress-free environment with beautiful custom biomes, unique structures, and exciting RPG elements. Whether you’re adventuring, leveling up your skills, or just enjoying the scenery, there’s always something to do!

    Key Features:

    – Custom biomes & structures – RPG classes, skills, and jobs – Quests, player levels, and dungeons – Crates, cosmetics, and more for endless fun – Chill and friendly community

    Join us for a laid-back, fun-filled Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Animals Bred: 172

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name Everglade City
    Community Size 10-20 players (or more)
    Project Building a detailed, well-designed city
    Expected Timeframe 2-3 months

    FAQ

    Q: What are the requirements to join the community?

    A: English fluency, age 16 or above, be reasonably active, and pass a semi-formal interview to evaluate building skills and personality.

    Q: How can I join?

    A: Add evergladecity on Discord for more information.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

    If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

    Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3876
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

    MeatEaterGFBeQuiet
    Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

    We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LoveSMP – what is love?

    LoveSMP – what is love?
    Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

    But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Alien Abductions: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Zombie Dances: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

    MineCraftHeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

    Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

    So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Animals Bred: 64
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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