What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8097
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview
    Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Vote for resets on Discord.
    No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
    Can I use cheats or hacks? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Is griefing or stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    How can I vote for server resets? You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
    Is there a land claim system available? No, there is no land claim system on this server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8448 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

    $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

    MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP
    Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

    CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 163
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

    HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!
    yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Half Year Kids Land

    Half Year Kids Land
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

    but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

    so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Potions Brewed: 199 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

    Mouse Brain Motivation Fun
    so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 152 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MatangaMC

    MatangaMC

    Welcome to matangamc We have: Gens, FFA, Kingdoms and in development Survival 1.21

    Gens: here we call it Mega Gens, we have 62 Generators and an active Halloween Event (/halloween)

    Kingdoms: semi-anarchic mode, create your Pacific kingdom or Raider, defend your kingdom from other kingdoms and attack and avoid being robbed, will you be able to conquer it?

    FFA: Practice pvp mode where you can do PVP with your friends or with someone random

    New from October 5th: Bedrock Compatibility The port for bedrock is: 19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pXF2UsNuEv

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2620 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • AgeraPvP Club – Mini-Games. [PVP 1.8] Minecraft server

    AgeraPvP Club – Mini-Games. [PVP 1.8] Minecraft server

    A server of a popular YouTuber with a unique style and presentation of gameplay, focused on PvP themes.

    Available game versions: from 1.8 to 1.21.

    Server modes:

    BedWars – made similar to Hypixel.

    Duels – with many different modes.

    BuildFFA is a competitive mode with various kits and ranks.

    Arcade – includes modes such as TnT Run, TnT Tug, BlockParty, Bombers.

    Responsive moderation and administration are ready to help at any time with any problem.

    The server has a unique ranking system that allows you to demonstrate your skills.

    There are also plenty of cosmetic items available in the lobby and in games to ensure every player can stand out.

    Our project will definitely not let you get bored!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • WarpedRealm: The Slightly Twisted Server – Where You Can Craft Custom Mobs and Fight Bosses While Ranking Up!

    WarpedRealm: The Slightly Twisted Server – Where You Can Craft Custom Mobs and Fight Bosses While Ranking Up!
    WarpedRealm Minecraft Server

    WarpedRealm.com

    A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions and battle challenging mobs and bosses, all while working your way up the in-game ranking system with over 32 ranks.

    Join us today and start your adventure!

    IP: WarpedRealm.com

    Discord

    Gallery

    Wiki

    Store (Not P2W)

    Features:

    • Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
    • In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
    • Custom Dimensions
    • Mini dungeons
    • Custom Mobs
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Jobs
    • Skills
    • Custom fishing
    • Grief prevention (Claims)
    • Quests
    • Custom Armor sets
    • Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
    • Custom crafting systems
    • Playerdriven Economy
    • Playershops

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, our store is not pay-to-win
    How many ranks are there in the game? There are over 32 ranks to progress through
    Are there custom dimensions to explore? Yes, the server offers custom dimensions to explore
    Can players create and upgrade their gear? Yes, there is a unique crafting system for creating and upgrading gear
    What special items can players find in the game? Players can find powerful staffs, tomes, hammers, and more

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Emeralds Found: 3159
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server

    Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your friend’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and create while also getting caught up in some juicy gossip.

    We’ve got history fanatics, industrial museum meet-cutes, and friends pressuring each other to make questionable relationship decisions. Who needs a moral when you can have all this chaos?

    So if you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

    Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

    But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 487676 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

    StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

    Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

    But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

    And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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