What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyBrewHaHa

    BlockyBrewHaHa
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

    We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

    Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest
    come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

    AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs
    omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

    join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AwoogaMC

    AwoogaMC

    Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

    Join now!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1508 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

    No. 925878168 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

    Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Will To Live Minecraft SMP

    Will To Live Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 430
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GiftGoneWrongCraft

    GiftGoneWrongCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

    We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

    Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4581 Dragon Scales Harvested: 498
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

    VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineBurntOutCraft

    MineBurntOutCraft
    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Runes Activated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Ores Mined: 2880 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

    BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3853 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Potions Brewed: 37 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
    Server Name Gapple Minecraft Server
    Minecraft Server Address gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
    Goal Stay alive and earn points

    FAQ

    What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

    The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

    Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

    What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

    The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

    Is there a Discord server for communication?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Gods Slained: 0
    Magic Items Found: 1466 Alien Abductions: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 272

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

    Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

    DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

    Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

    So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CakeBlock Minecraft Server

    CakeBlock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

    So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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