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Wedding Bells Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring weddings in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have weddings every week! That’s right, every player gets married to a chicken in a lavish ceremony complete with diamond rings and cake made out of obsidian. Who needs real love when you can have a chicken spouse in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and rules over all the chicken subjects in the land. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and become a knight of the coop?

And if weddings and chicken royalty aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as DJ’s, and watch out for the zombie bouncers who will kick you out if you’re not dressed in your best diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Zion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because we have Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein himself on our server, spilling all the tea about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, secret societies, and diamond mining. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s disappearance. Don’t miss out on all the drama and chaos, join now for a server experience like no other!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

> Pre Record Performance Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs. Our server is so wild that even the mobs are joining in on the fun! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just being zombies, but you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have prerecorded performances by famous Minecraft musicians. You’ll swear you’re at a live concert, even though you’re just sitting in front of your computer screen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🔥😈 difficult VANILLA survival WITH GRIF 😈🔥 Minecraft server

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Vanilla survival with a small addition to the game. No donation! No lags! No long wipes!

⭐Generation: Beautiful and balanced generation of the world, with a slight bias towards fantasy. Minimalistic and beautiful.

⭐PvP: in all privates, except: spawn, ender spawn, some boss arenas. Leveling up KDR, top killers, rewards, events, and much more…

⭐Enchantments: A few custom enchantments to the standard ones, which are balanced and do not spoil the game mechanics. Unique rewards, event rewards in the form of enchantments, drops of enchantments from bosses.

⭐Pets: Buy a pet, name it, upgrade it in battles, put armor on it, and get a powerful assistant on the server in PvP, PvE or events.

⭐Skills: UNIQUE leveling system. Develop a warrior, an archer, a barbarian, or whoever you want. Spend talent points only on the necessary skill abilities, make your own unique build and conquer all players with your power!

⭐Bosses: Raid Bosses that spawn in arenas scattered around the world, with their own talents and skills, rewards, phases, and more.

✌ All this, as well as: adequate admins, large privates, economy, top boards, and future updates are WAITING FOR YOU! ✌

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPasta – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, Tank Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is so epic that even the Trash Machine from the previous edition couldn’t handle it. That’s right, we’re next level!

2. We have exclusive spoilers for DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2. Who needs to play the game when you can just join our server and get all the deets?

3. Want to buy some merch? We’ve got you covered with links to all the Undertale and Deltarune goodies you could ever want. Show off your love for the games in style!

4. Need some extra content in your life? Look no further than our server, where we have text dumps, screenshots, and even a resurrected Booru. Help us tag those images, it’s a wild ride!

5. And don’t even get me started on our comic and fangame bins. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Tank Edition is waiting for you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your life being so boring that even a sci-fi cyberpunk horror game can’t bring you joy? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own cyberpunk dystopia and fight off hordes of zombie creepers with laser swords!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6303	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Look no further, because Successor is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on Successor is actually a llama in a human suit, just waiting to prank unsuspecting newcomers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of some jealous llama pranks).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen are actually just misunderstood chefs trying to cook you a delicious meal.

So what are you waiting for? Join Successor today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – especially when llamas are involved.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride through the darkest of nights with our Resonator Showcase featuring Jiyan! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our map is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our Convene Tracker – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Plus, our official Twitter account is a hoot, you won’t be able to stop laughing at the shenanigans we get up to.

And the events? Oh boy, you won’t believe the madness we have in store for you. From Rerun Banners to Weapon Banners, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about our Special Leveling Event and Featured Arena Combat Event – it’s a non-stop party on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even make some new /wuwa/ Friends along the way. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

I’m Better Than You Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally better than everyone else. How do we know? Because they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! Join our server and try to beat this player at their own game…if you dare! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from the Minecraft master themselves. So come on, join the server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe s are a technology Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where safes are the hottest topic of conversation! Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, we’re all about discussing the latest in safe technology.

Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?

But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.

And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

😈 DONAT GIVEAWAY / FREE 💎 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FREE DONATION GIVEAWAY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hang Tuah’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where Malaysian hero Hang Tuah teams up with Hawk Tuah to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles!

Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	8636

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

City Dwellers Minecraft SMP

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Tired of the city life with its boring skyscrapers and endless traffic jams? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of pixelated pigs crossing the road!

Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!

So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Items Found:	5730
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34