Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

asian men, banter, blocky, body image, Cock, Confidence, cultural norms, dick, discussion, genitalia, Large, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, penis, sexual health, Sexuality, SIZE, smp, Stereotypes, thailand, Thread

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

LeftoverEatsMC

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Potions Brewed:	100	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimension Hops:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5977

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7322	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Emeralds Found:	5882	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Emeralds Found:	8904	Star Shards Collected:	77
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Votes:	5612
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	2774
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	87	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8293
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever