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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
Players Killed by Monsters: 9959 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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