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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Animals Bred: 123
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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