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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Runes Activated: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 8621 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12
Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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