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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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